$ex can get boring quickly, especially if you’re always doing it in the bedroom. But car $ex can be thrilling AF, and apparently, it isn’t going out of style.
According to a new study published in The Journal of $ex and Research that surveyed 511 women and 195 men around age 20, approximately 60 percent of men and 60 percent of women said they’ve had $ex in a parked car.
Most of them tried it in high school.
Despite the fact that car $ex started to decline in the 1970s, it’s clearly making a comeback. Why? Well, it’s a great way to spice up your $ex life, Cindy Struckman-Johnson, lead researcher of the study, tells Broadly.
I don’t think society realizes how important the car is. I think [parked-car $ex] was judged to be irrelevant, like an old-fashioned behavior. But really the car is a refuge for young people … who want to engage in a serious, romantic $exual interlude.
While all of this is true, you’re going to want to be ready with these 10 car-friendly $ex positions for you and your partner to try in the backseat.
But, just a warning: As much as I’m all for YOLO, I don’t want you or your S.O. to get arrested, so maybe try these out while your car is parked in your driveway, and not in a Walmart parking lot in broad daylight, OK?
Ah, good ol’ Missionary. Missionary can get boring in the bedroom for some (although it’s my favorite), so try it in the back seat. It might just reignite your passion for it.
As the girl, you’ll probably have the issue where you repeatedly bump your head on the car door. If that’s the case, put a pillow or something soft (an old hoodie lying in the trunk, perhaps?) behind your head before you get going.
IMO, back seats were made for lying down. Lie down facing the front of the car and have your guy lay behind you so he can take you from behind.
You two should fit just fine in that position but, depending on just how into it you guys get and how much sweat and friction is produced, I can’t guarantee that you won’t roll off onto the ground.
So yeah, put a pillow down on the floor of the car, just in case. Or push against the back of the driver’s seat with your hand for leverage.
LEGS IN THE AIR
This position is not only awesome for the female orgasm (your guy really gets deep in there), but it also ensures you won’t be so squished in the back seat.
The vertical angle is really helping you out by not taking up less horizontal space.
This is probably one of the most space-saving and easiest $ex positions you can do in the car.
Have your guy sit (preferably in the middle seat) and sit on top of him, facing him.
Keep your hands on his shoulders or, even better, behind his head to help support it and protect it from hitting the window.
With all that bouncing around, you don’t want him suffering from a $excussion.
Back seats are actually great for doggy style because both you and your guy can kneel on the seat, and maybe even use the center console as a support.
To help hold yourself up, lean your hands against the window you’re facing.
And, maybe go ahead and crack that window, too, while you’re at it. Things are going to get hot and heavy real quick.
Yes, you can still try your favorite classics! This position works best in the middle back seat, because it gives you the most leg room.
Have your guy sit facing forward and reverse straddle him. Bounce up and down, using his thighs and the headrests of the front seats for leverage.
It’ll also be easy for him to bounce you up and down because you guys are so close together in such a confined space.
Get down on one knee in a lunge position and tell your guy to do the same. Then, while facing each other, have him enter you.
Use his kneeling leg as a push-off point for riding him, and grab onto each other’s backs for support.
Added bonus: You’ll both get in a pretty decent workout for your glutes.
This position is super intimate.
Have your guy sit anywhere in the back seat, then mount him as you’re facing him. When you get tired of doing the work, your guy can help you out by bouncing you up and down.
FRONT SEAT BJ
When all else fails — say, your guy is tired AF or you just don’t feel like going all the way — go for the classic front seat blowjob.
It’ll give your guy such a thrill because this really only happens in action movies to an undercover cop when he’s on break.
But, you know what they say: don’t blow someone and drive. It’s like texting and driving… so keep your eyes on the road!
Vehicle: You’re good with whatever, but it’ll be a lot more awkward if you drive stick.
Soundtrack: Nelly Furtado “Promiscuous”
Let’s be careful out there, kiddos. There’s a PSA every commercial break about texting and driving, but getting a BJ while operating a motor vehicle is no laughing matter, either. Dennis Haysbert from those Allstate commercials needs to cut a 30-second spot about permanently damaging one’s penis while behind the wheel. If you rear end a minivan full of kids on their way to hockey practice or drill an especially deep pothole while in the act, you could lose your crank forever. Don’t become a statistic. Pull over in a Quiznos parking and have at it, you know, like an adult.
The Love Seat
Vehicle: ’10 Honda Element
Soundtrack: Ginuwine “Pony”
This is like a lap dance, only your sightline will involve shoulder blades instead of boobs. If you’re going to do something like this, make sure you’re not being unfaithful. Since she’s facing forward and you’re blinded, y’all won’t be able to see Joey Greco and the camera crew from Cheaters roll up from behind. That dude will just swing open the door and start barking questions while your wife of three years beats you with a stiletto. That’s no way to go down, dude. Keep your head on a swivel.
Vehicle: ’10 Cadillac CTS
Soundtrack: 112 “Anywhere”
This is all about getting in where you fit in, and those who are able to twist, shift, and turn will have the best car $ex. Space is at a premium and your order is next at the Taco Bell drive-thru window, so do what you have to do to make it work. Throw your legs in the air, kick them out of an open window, or drop the top on dad’s Mustang.
Vehicle: ’01 Honda Accord
Soundtrack: New Boyz “Backseat”
This one’s pretty simple. Place your butt cheeks in the middle of the backseat and protect the back of your partner’s head from hitting the dome light. That’s your only responsibility. Oh, and don’t forget to clean up after yourself, because Enterprise Rent-a-Car will bill you with all kinds of hidden fees if they discover especially egregious stains.
Vehicle: 2013 Lincoln MKZ
Soundtrack: Jodeci “Freak’n You”
This position is absolutely worth the half dozen visits to the chiropractor’s office that it’s going to take to recover. Headroom is the obvious issue, but if you’re that concerned with space and volume maybe you shouldn’t be having $ex in a damn car. Anyway, we recommend opening up the sunroof and peeking out like your mom’s Volkswagen Jetta is a stretch limo and you’re on the Vegas strip. It’s that kind of outside-the-box thinking that makes getting it on in the student parking lot of your community college a more enjoyable experience.